i've been frantically scanning the interwebbernet for the most intense, most response-worthy reviews. and now, ladies and gentlemen, we have our results.

this time, i turned to the massive rabbit hole that we've all fallen down - youtube.

my third-party distribution companies (CDBaby and DistroKid) automatically put my music up on YouTube. i've never been a big youtuber, but apparently, people use it to listen to music.

here are some reviews that i felt compelled to reply to.


stellar review on epic music ii, Greatest Story Never Told

stellar review on epic music ii, Greatest Story Never Told

Dear Unironic Irony - first, i love your user name. it perfectly describes my sense of humor. umm, i would LOVE my music to be the soundtrack of your life! seriously, i'd be honored to. just let me know if there's any music that's missing or that you might need.


a review on epic music ii, Gun Control

a review on epic music ii, Gun Control

Dear Creative Planet Entertainment - AHH! i love it! is that a screenplay offer? i'm totally in. so creepy. i love it. hit me up when you're ready to make the film!


review on epic music i, As the World Ends

review on epic music i, As the World Ends

Dear Le Bailey III - thanks man. 'preciate it. i'd like to think the same thing...but it doesn't. so maybe one day. but hey, thanks for listening! you're the real MVP.


review on epic music, Superhero

review on epic music, Superhero

Dear Justin Chavez - (first, how do you say your last name? genuinely interested.) thanks man - really appreciate it. i'd like to think the same thing, but honestly, i don't know. but i mean hey - the present is pretty bright already! thanks for listening.....


review on epic music i, Swords of the Six

review on epic music i, Swords of the Six

Dear Ninja - i've always wanted to talk to a real ninja. and to know a ninja listens to my music - wow. so glad you like it! and as for the third album - you and me both sista. i've got a couple of ideas that i'm playing with...but who knows.


you know, i'm always amazed at the number of people who listen to my music. no, it's not a lot, it really isn't...but somehow, they find it, listen to it, and some genuinely like it. and anytime i get a message or a review...it makes my day. most days, i don't live for the affirmation or acceptance of humanity. but it sure is terribly convenient when someone enjoys what you enjoy doing.

and that's it for today. i gotta go write now.

thanks for listening,

jonathan maiocco

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